diff --git a/bot/modules/sysadmin/__init__.py b/bot/modules/sysadmin/__init__.py
index 5401a965..bd276c1c 100644
--- a/bot/modules/sysadmin/__init__.py
+++ b/bot/modules/sysadmin/__init__.py
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
 from .module import module
 
-from .exec_cmds import *
+from . import exec_cmds
+from . import guild_log
+from . import status
diff --git a/bot/modules/sysadmin/guild_log.py b/bot/modules/sysadmin/guild_log.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..092fc1f5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/modules/sysadmin/guild_log.py
@@ -0,0 +1,84 @@
+import datetime
+import discord
+
+from meta import client, conf
+from utils.lib import mail
+
+
+@client.add_after_event("guild_remove")
+async def log_left_guild(client, guild):
+    # Build embed
+    embed = discord.Embed(title="`{0.name} (ID: {0.id})`".format(guild),
+                          colour=discord.Colour.red(),
+                          timestamp=datetime.datetime.utcnow())
+    embed.set_author(name="Left guild!")
+    embed.set_thumbnail(url=guild.icon_url)
+
+    # Add more specific information about the guild
+    embed.add_field(name="Owner", value="{0.name} (ID: {0.id})".format(guild.owner), inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Members (cached)", value="{}".format(len(guild.members)), inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Now studying in", value="{} guilds".format(len(client.guilds)), inline=False)
+
+    # Retrieve the guild log channel and log the event
+    log_chid = conf.bot.get("guild_log_channel")
+    if log_chid:
+        await mail(client, log_chid, embed=embed)
+
+
+@client.add_after_event("guild_join")
+async def log_joined_guild(client, guild):
+    owner = guild.owner
+    icon = guild.icon_url
+
+    bots = 0
+    known = 0
+    unknown = 0
+    other_members = set(mem.id for mem in client.get_all_members() if mem.guild != guild)
+
+    for member in guild.members:
+        if member.bot:
+            bots += 1
+        elif member.id in other_members:
+            known += 1
+        else:
+            unknown += 1
+
+    mem1 = "people I know" if known != 1 else "person I know"
+    mem2 = "new friends" if unknown != 1 else "new friend"
+    mem3 = "bots" if bots != 1 else "bot"
+    mem4 = "total members"
+    known = "`{}`".format(known)
+    unknown = "`{}`".format(unknown)
+    bots = "`{}`".format(bots)
+    total = "`{}`".format(guild.member_count)
+    mem_str = "{0:<5}\t{4},\n{1:<5}\t{5},\n{2:<5}\t{6}, and\n{3:<5}\t{7}.".format(
+        known,
+        unknown,
+        bots,
+        total,
+        mem1,
+        mem2,
+        mem3,
+        mem4
+    )
+    region = str(guild.region)
+    created = "<t:{}>".format(int(guild.created_at.timestamp()))
+
+    embed = discord.Embed(
+        title="`{0.name} (ID: {0.id})`".format(guild),
+        colour=discord.Colour.green(),
+        timestamp=datetime.datetime.utcnow()
+    )
+    embed.set_author(name="Joined guild!")
+    embed.set_thumbnail(url=icon)
+
+    embed.add_field(name="Owner", value="{0} (ID: {0.id})".format(owner), inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Region", value=region, inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Created at", value=created, inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Members", value=mem_str, inline=False)
+    embed.add_field(name="Now studying in", value="{} guilds".format(len(client.guilds)), inline=False)
+
+    # Retrieve the guild log channel and log the event
+    log_chid = conf.bot.get("guild_log_channel")
+    if log_chid:
+        await mail(client, log_chid, embed=embed)
diff --git a/bot/modules/sysadmin/status.py b/bot/modules/sysadmin/status.py
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..83f02cc8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/bot/modules/sysadmin/status.py
@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+import time
+import asyncio
+import discord
+from meta import client
+
+from .module import module
+
+
+_last_update = 0
+
+
+async def update_status():
+    # TODO: Make globally configurable and saveable
+    global _last_update
+
+    if time.time() - _last_update < 30:
+        return
+
+    _last_update = time.time()
+
+    student_count = sum(
+        len(ch.members)
+        for guild in client.guilds
+        for ch in guild.voice_channels
+    )
+    room_count = sum(
+        len([vc for vc in guild.voice_channels if vc.members])
+        for guild in client.guilds
+    )
+    status = "{} students in {} study rooms!".format(student_count, room_count)
+
+    await client.change_presence(
+        activity=discord.Activity(
+            type=discord.ActivityType.watching,
+            name=status
+        )
+    )
+
+
+@client.add_after_event("voice_state_update")
+async def trigger_status_update(client, member, before, after):
+    if before.channel != after.channel:
+        await update_status()
+
+
+async def _status_loop():
+    while not client.is_ready():
+        await asyncio.sleep(5)
+    while True:
+        try:
+            await update_status()
+        except discord.HTTPException:
+            pass
+        await asyncio.sleep(300)
+
+
+@module.launch_task
+async def launch_status_update(client):
+    asyncio.create_task(_status_loop())
diff --git a/config/example-bot.conf b/config/example-bot.conf
index 52226759..b2fc7a48 100644
--- a/config/example-bot.conf
+++ b/config/example-bot.conf
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 [DEFAULT]
 log_file = bot.log
 log_channel = 
+guild_log_channel = 
 
 prefix = !
 token =